when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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