think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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