she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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