Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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