It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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