so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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