Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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