so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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