he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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