I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Randomize