I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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