we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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