Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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