3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I lost the right to judge tonight
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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