That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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