he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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