i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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