It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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