You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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