I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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