elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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