i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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