does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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