I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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