But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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