You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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