Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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