taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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