OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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