My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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