College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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