Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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