normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
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