So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Randomize
