I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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