Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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