It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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