i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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