I don't think brook has ever known best
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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