Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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