So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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