if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Randomize
