i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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