I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Do plants get herpes?
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