Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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