Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
