on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Can I color on your dick again?
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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