You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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