I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
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