There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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