rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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