On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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