I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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