People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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