your room smells of hookers.
And success
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
of course. lets lasso hookers.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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