You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
my liver is dry heaving
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
