Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
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