I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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