Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
She bit a glass in half.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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