I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I supernannyed him into submission
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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