i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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